Person of the Rear

The annual award where we announce the shittiest person, place, or thing.

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2020 Winner (put categories such as politician, animal, and event).

This year was tough, let's take a look at a few of our other nominations.

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The Unborn Child

joke about the unborn child whose parents started the California wildfires during the gender reveal. 

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Donald Trump

You need ladders to build and get over border walls. We decided to build a ladder company that sells to both sides. 

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Ghislaine Maxwell

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Xi Jiniapig

The world was opposed to wearing masks, so we made them sexy. Click the link to see more advanced designs. 

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Vladimer Putin

You need ladders to build and get over border walls. We decided to build a ladder company that sells to both sides. 

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Congress

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Murder Hornets

The world was opposed to wearing masks, so we made them sexy. Click the link to see more advanced designs. 

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Racist Police Officers

The world was opposed to wearing masks, so we made them sexy. Click the link to see more advanced designs. 

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Anti Maskers

You need ladders to build and get over border walls. We decided to build a ladder company that sells to both sides. 

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Iran Military

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CovidedStates.com >

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Bush Fires

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Iran Military

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2020 Finalists

This year was tough, let's take a look at a few of our other nominations.

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The Unborn Child

The world was opposed to wearing masks, so we made them sexy. Click the link to see more advanced designs. 

PPEbikinis.com >

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Donald Trump

You need ladders to build and get over border walls. We decided to build a ladder company that sells to both sides. 

LargeLadders.com >

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Ghislaine Maxwell

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CovidedStates.com >

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Xi Jiniapig

The world was opposed to wearing masks, so we made them sexy. Click the link to see more advanced designs. 

PPEbikinis.com >

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Vladimer Putin

You need ladders to build and get over border walls. We decided to build a ladder company that sells to both sides. 

LargeLadders.com >

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Congress

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CovidedStates.com >

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Murder Hornets

The world was opposed to wearing masks, so we made them sexy. Click the link to see more advanced designs. 

PPEbikinis.com >

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Racist Police Officers

The world was opposed to wearing masks, so we made them sexy. Click the link to see more advanced designs. 

PPEbikinis.com >

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Anti Maskers

You need ladders to build and get over border walls. We decided to build a ladder company that sells to both sides. 

LargeLadders.com >

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Iran Military

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CovidedStates.com >

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Bush Fires

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CovidedStates.com >

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Iran Military

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CovidedStates.com >

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In-Production Companies

Lucky for you, our children don't need 9 months to be created. Our goal is to launch a new company every 1-2 months.
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Global Conforming

The world was opposed to wearing masks, so we made them sexy. Click the link to see more advanced designs. </br>

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Only Crayons

The world was opposed to wearing masks, so we made them sexy. Click the link to see more advanced designs. 

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Pawn Patrol

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Y U R Single

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Potential Projects

These can be considered foster children. We are not sure we love them yet and are willing to abandon them.
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OffensiveDrinks.com

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Large Ladders

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Covided States

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Current Companies

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The Satire Network

 We are the parent company, so our subsidiaries call us DADDY.
 We are the parent company, so our subsidiaries call us DADDY.
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